socially overstimulated......

This last week was TOO MUCH!!!!  Jared went outta town earlier in the week, that means single motherhood (ICK).  To top off my lovely weekend we had a family reunion.....2 in fact. YES,  that would mean one on each side.... Jared and I each have 8 siblings...what does that mean? It means HELL, SOCIAL HELL!  A house/cabin full of people in 100 degree heat, with crappy food, moody children, no sleep, gassy bodies, 1 bathroom, and onery me. Thankfully there was no debating of religion or politics. HOWEVER  one memorable event happened (past Heber,UT).....  I  ALONE ended up lost in my VW bus looking for a BRIDGE that  couldn't be missed cuz duh it was a bridge......BUT....it wasn't anywhere to be found......i drove on...in my bus that I had only driven 3x, this is a VANAGON people... damn BIG, a 3 point U-turn is NOT FUN on thin canyon roads, and  it was a stick shift that I wasn't use to....going on unknown curvy roads....I was looking for many children and adults from the family who decided to go down a lazy river on tubes, who begged me TO GO, WHICH I persisted that I shouldn't (had a bad feeling bout it). They talked me into going; I was just to read my book and pick them up at the end of the river along side "THE BRIDGE".  NO CHILDREN/ADULTS to be found and NO BRIDGE!!!  What would you have done people???? I SWORE, I talked aloud.... I even resorted to prayer....yeah...HUGE DEAL . I drove back and forth miles and miles to try and find a host of sopping wet people along the road...and POOF there they were....NO BRIDGE to be found....but there they were all with smiling faces.....saying I arrived just in time. WAS I SMILING????  FUCK NO!!!! I was flipping off the asswipe that gave me the shitty directions. I didn't laugh! I so coulda had a beer after that fiasco,  I even leaked that out to my father... for once I don't think he could blame me!  fun times..... or not!